10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here


chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 


khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

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toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!


boondoggleprospect:

#favourite professor #favourite literary character #favourite woman #favourite everything

#also favorite hat

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